Kristi Noem & rumored lover Corey Lewandowski are drowning in deleted-text drama

This year, Kristi Noem went from high-level Tr*mp official to tabloid fodder in the space of about three seconds. After ICE Barbie was fired in March, she was hit with a fresh wave of scandal when news broke that her faithful Christian husband Bryon had been secretly spending thousands on his crossdressing “bimbofication” fetish. Things got even worse when the sex workers servicing Bryon’s kink started speaking to the press.

Honestly, as comeuppance goes, that’s a pretty solid dose. But this is Kristi Noem we’re talking about, so her chances of continuing to step in it even in her post-Tr*mp era are still quite high. Consider her most recent scandal, an infidelity breach that’s followed her from her ICE days to the present.

While Bryon was exploring his kinky side with several OF workers, Noem was allegedly engaged in her own pretty openly-discussed cheating scandal concerning her close relationship with fellow Tr*mp enabler Corey Lewandowski.

Rumors about an affair between Noem and Lewandowski are nothing new, but new court documents just revealed the potential extent of some juicy communication between the two.

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Joseph Guy, Noem’s former DHS deputy chief of staff, apparently wiped a Signal group chat including texts from Lewandowski, Noem, and other DHS officials earlier this year. Considering that DHS contractors claimed they were coached to pay Lewandowski for his help during the Homeland Security transition that put Noem in charge of Tr*mp’s mass deportation rollout just a week before the deleted messages, the timing is a little bit suss.

This move also happened on Guy’s final day in office. As you can imagine, none of this looks great for Lewandowski, or for Noem. We don’t know the content or context of the group chat, but the fact that Guy wiped his phone weeks after a probe threatened to expose the nature of Noem and Lewandoski’s relationship (and their DHS and FEMA-related contract scandal definitely isn’t the least guilty move you could make.

The Signal wipe also happened shortly after Noem swore to Congress that Lewandowski had absolutely nothing, zero, zilch to do with contract approval. On March 18, the team was warned that if they shredded sensitive documents concerning the matter, they would be breaking the law.

Technically deleting isn’t shredding, but Guy, whose wife works for the anti-LGBTQ+ Heritage Foundation and is considered to be one of the many authors of Project 2025, went ahead and did it anyway. He came clean about deleting the group chat files during a deposition in early May.

Now, Guy seems to be claiming that he did not intentionally erase anything, though Signal makes it easy to auto-delete messages.

As you can imagine, Guy’s lawyers, who also represent Kash Patel, have stated that Guy never discussed deleting his Signal account or any of the FEMA-related group chats with anyone else, especially not Noem and Lewandowski. But we know denial at all costs is a working tactic of Tr*mp and all his associates, whether past or present employess. Noem and Lewandowski have also fervently denied accusations of an affair…despite taking private jet trips together on the QT.

Congress Democrats are looking into it, but unfortunately for them, one of Signal’s biggest selling points is that it’s hard to hack, even by Noem’s ICE goons.

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