Un-lined tiny speedos, high cut bodysuits & hidden jockstraps: Gays reveal the gayest things they wear around straight people

Straight people have been appropriating gay fashion since the days of the Castro Clones. In more recent years, this infallible trend has resulted in straight bros wearing short shorts, while gays flip the script and sport baggy cargos.

But some people think certain items and accessories should be for the gay gaze only–like Nasty Pig! This past week, a man unwittingly went viral for swiping at someone who was wearing a padlock necklace at a fancy restaurant.

“Attention gay guys: wearing your pad lock necklace to a nice restaurant is negative culture,” he said.

How about we take this to the next level?

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Could one say the same thing about mesh tops and harnesses? How about itty-bitty speedos? We decided to ask Queerty readers whether there are any parts of their wardrobe they don’t wear in mixed company. Here’s what they had to say…

What’s the gayest thing you’ll wear around straight people?

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“Having style is an identifier in itself—where would straight people get that from? That being said, probably mesh tops.”— Ri in Germany

We begin with a shot and a slay. As previously mentioned, straight people have no style. That’s why they steal it from us! Still, it’s hard to imagine many heteros being comfortable enough with their bodies to wear mesh tanks–half of them wear board shorts to the beach. The see-through garments are frivolous and fun, and with the weather warming up, once again back in season.

“Unapologetically, pouch speedos and high cut bodysuits ” — CL in New Jersey

Pouch speedos?! Bodysuits?! “CL” is most certainly not on the DL. Everyone at the pool knows the team he plays for .

“I wear bracelets on both hands the are beads of different colors. I have gotten compliments on them. I wear them all the time.” — Eskay in Florida

That sounds very nice! Gays have a long history of using their accessories to signal certain preferences. Throughout the ’70s and ’80s, the hanky code was its own sexual language. As far as Eskay and his bracelets are concerned, it sounds like he’s signaling being fabulous.

“Tight form fitting, stretchy shirt and tight jeans with a jockstrap underneath. Gotta show those straights how to advertise.” — Jimbo in Boston

Thank you for your service, Jimbo. It’s a shame when a hot straight’s assets aren’t properly accentuated.

“My jockstrap, but they won’t see it (unless I want them to)!” — James in Staten Island

You tease!

“A jockstrap underneath, something they won’t see, but will always make me feel proud to feel and be gay.” — Elcoroboy in Los Angeles

The clandestine jockstrap seems to be a favorite. It’s the definition of a power move, and also dressing for convenience .

“Around 2006, I was ops manager for a non-profit group based in D.C. As one of the organizers of the annual conference, I attended wearing a cowboy hat and a t-shirt that said, ‘I went to Brokeback Mountain and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!’ There were a number of varied responses.” — Roger in Palm Springs

It’s hard to believe it’s been two decades since Brokeback Mountain was released. We’d love to find one of those t-shirts. Talk about a retro fit!

“It’s a toss up between my speedo and some large larimar pendants. I’ve got some pretty low rise speedos I love to wear out in the sun that end up turning heads from the men around me, even some out with their wives or GFs.  Makes me chuckle! The pendants, on the other hand, are just audacious pieces that look great against my tan, hairy chest, and I catch straight folks stealing looks of them when my shirt is open or unbuttoned.” — David in Texas

It sounds like David peacocks at the pool in style. Much like the wives, we wouldn’t be able to keep our eyes off of him in the blistering Texas heat.

“A rainbow speedo!” — Ray Ray in Florida

Surfs up, gay!

“My favorite pair of pearls.” — Wally in Alaska

Glamorous indeed. It sounds like Wally’s pearls would go well with David’s pendents. The combo would probably be blinding!

“Every single day, I wear my Nasty Pig necklace and bracelet to work (I work at a university). When people ask, I tell them they signify to me that being gay is a culture of its own.” — Bill in Oneonta, New York

At the risk of re-igniting a divisive debate, we’ll applaud Bill for making a statement. Launched in the early ’90s, Nasty Pig was one of the first sexy brands explicitly made for gay men. The bold attire has helped gays own their bodies for 30+ years.

Showing they still have a read on the zeitgeist, Nasty Pig responded to the discourse with humor.

“Speedo and flip flops when I’m on a cruise and going to the pool.” — Mark in California

A speedo and flip flops is the perfect vacation attire. One cold margarita, please!

“You pretty well covered the ‘Speedophobia.’ But I do love wearing a 1-inch, un-lined Speedo with a foam [crotch] enhancer at my condo pool. Scares the sh*t out of the straight men. Not so much the straight women!” — Steven in Scottsdale, Arizona

Wow! If Steven were at the pool, we would probably spill said margarita. A 1-inch, un-lined Speedo with an enhanced poach is certainly eye-popping .

“I wear my incredible wit and charm and FU attitude towards them!” — Robbie in Springfield, Illinois

That’s the spirit, Robbie. Strut your stuff… whatever it may be!

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