Who said it: the cast of All’s Fair or the queens of Drag Race? Kim Kardashian & co-stars take our quiz
Check out the article on our site to view the video. Recently, Kim Kardashian teased a “campier than ever” second season of her star-studded legal drama All’s Fair, sharing they were unaware that it was really a comedy the first time around. But, come on, Sarah Paulson utters the line, “see you in court, c*ntburger” […]
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Recently, Kim Kardashian teased a “campier than ever” second season of her star-studded legal drama All’s Fair, sharing they were unaware that it was really a comedy the first time around.
But, come on, Sarah Paulson utters the line, “see you in court, c*ntburger” in one of the first episodes—how serious could it be?
Set within the opulent offices of an all-female-fronted LA law firm, the Ryan Murphy-created series puts a couture spin on the procedural, offering up a case-of-the-week format with legal battles so melodramatic and over-the-top they’d make a soap star blush.
How about we take this to the next level?
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Yet the real draw was always the opportunity to seem Kardashian and some of today’s finest working actress—including Glenn Close, Niecy Nash-Betts, Sarah Paulson, Naomi Watts & Teyana Taylor—chew the scenery and sink their teeth into some of the b*tchiest dialogue ever written into a script.
In fact, many of their characters’ quips & quotes are so fiercely funny, it’s not hard to imagine them being delivered by a drag queen who’s reading her sisters for filth.
So it’s fitting then that a number of queens are joining the cast this season, with an early teaser showcasing Drag Race alum Bob The Drag Queen, Jewels Sparkles, Daya Betty & Marcia Marcia Marcia appearing as drag doppelgängers of our leading ladies. Ahh, so that’s what Kardashian meant by “campier than ever”!
Inspired by this dragged-up second season, we jumped at the opportunity to sit down with the all-star cast and play a little game of Who Said It?: The queens of All’s Fair, or the queens of Drag Race?
Divided up into two teams of two—Kim Kardashian & Naomi Watts versus Niecy Nash-Betts & Sarah Paulson—we took turns reading them some of the wildest, most unforgettable quotes to be uttered on both shows, and they had to correctly guess which one it was from.
And while you might think it’d be a breeze considering they said half of these lines themselves, it turns out the line between drag divas and these high-powered divorce attorneys is very, very thin. Here, try it for yourself: Who said the following?
“Do you practice that resting bitch face in the mirror or is that your only god-given talent?”
“Go back to Party City where you belong!”
“Pin your wig down, because this might blow it back.”
“I have never met anybody who is able to shove their head so far up their own ass without smudging their makeup.”
Think you know the answers? Think you can do better than Kim K and her co-stars? Check out our video above to find out!
All’s Fair Season 2 is now streaming on Hulu & Disney+ with new episodes dropping weekly every Wednesday.
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