Did Tr*mp just have another diaper disaster on camera? An investigation

Tr*mp has been having a pretty wild few days between his White House Correspondents’ Dinner escape and the Epstein powerpoint that preceeded it. But even before that, he was displaying some fairly, well, let’s call it nervous activity that was caught on a hot mic.

Or was it?

Let’s rewind a bit. Remember earlier this year when Epstein survivor Sascha Riley’s testimony started circulating on TikTok, and how it contained some pretty wild (but grossly plausible) claims about Tr*mp’s incontinence episodes and how they came to be?

We still don’t know the truth about Riley’s claims, which haven’t been verified by the FBI, but Tr*mp’s bathroom problems have been unfortunately a matter of record dating back to his Apprentice days. We were also freshly reminded of Tr*mp’s diaper problems during a press conference back in February, when the 79-year-old appeared to let out a fart (if not more!) in front of everyone.

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Now that everyone’s up to speed, we’re thrilled to bring you a much-needed update to this very important developing story…

Last Thursday, days before everyone at the doomed dinner had the crap scared out of them for real, Tr*mp seemed to be caught on a hot mic saying he could “use a sh*t,” creating a fresh batch of diaper conspiracy theories that are still proliferating on social media without much context.

First on the scene was—true to form—a MeidasTouch editor who posted the viral sound on X without context.

MeidasTouch has been a guiding light in these deeply troubling times, and they’ve also been doggedly consistent in their coverage of Tr*mp’s many ongoing diaper scandals. Years ago, at Tr*mp’s New York deposition, founder Ben Meiselas reported from the courtroom that Tr*mp was letting rip big ones, and it was genuinely distracting the lawyers in charge of his defense, whose eyes were watering from the stench.

So yes, we definitely trust them to report on any and all updates concerning whatever the hell is going on south of Tr*mp’s border wall.

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The lack of context for the clip, however, leads folx to draw their own conclusions. Some people on TikTok and elsewhere are creating a story around Tr*mp’s audio being the reason for the rescheduling of a press conference on Thursday. That event, however, was not rescheduled, and we don’t know if the leaked audio had any effect on the conference.

The video did get around, of course, and it doesn’t require that much context to see what’s going on.

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To make matters even poopier, Tr*mp ran freshly afoul of the diaper gods recently, just ahead of the hot mic incident. After Getty Images captured an extraordinary shot of Tr*mp looking like he’s about to ride a boom mic cowgirl style, certain theories started proliferating around how this image came to be. The term “full diaper stance” has never been so perfectly illustrated.

Basically, Tr*mp’s troubled dance with his diaper is a continuing saga that we can’t help but be very aware of, especially as he further drives this country into chaos and turmoil. When Tr*mp told his 60 Minutes interviewer that assassins tend to “go after presidents that do things,” he could only have been referring to the dookies he continues to do in and out of his pants, in front of lawyers, on hot mics, and for the entire country to see (but thankfully not smell…yet.)

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