Mike Vrabel said he would cut off his footlong to win a Super Bowl. Neither has happened.
The New England Patriots coach continues his bit about cutting off his private parts with a comical boast of how big he is.
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The Super Bowl is just a few days away, and fans of the Seattle Seahawks and New England Patriots are all in on their teams winning it all. We know people will go to ungodly lengths to capture football’s ultimate prize, but Mike Vrabel will apparently go one step further than most.
The Patriots coach said on the “Bussin’ with the Boys” podcast Tuesday that he would cut off half of his little Vrabel to capture the Lombardi . . . except Vrabel’s manhood is quite large if we take the primary source at his word.
“I mean, I’d probably cut it in half. Leave her 6,” Vrabel said.
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Vrabel’s not the first person to brag about what they have going on underneath the belt, but he’s such a likable guy that it doesn’t come off as gross or toxic.
The joke is a reference to the same one Vrabel made back in 2019 with co-hosts Taylor Lewan and Will Compton when Vrabel was the coach of the Tennessee Titans.
Lewan asked Vrabel if he would cut off his private parts to win a championship.
“(Podcast assistant) Matt Neely said he would cut off his (genitals) for a Super Bowl, and I said, ‘No, I would not do that.’ Would you cut your (genitals) off for a Super Bowl?” Lewan asked.
“Been married 20 years. Yeah, probably,” Vrabel responded.
“You guys will be married for 20 years one day,” said Vrabel. “You won’t need it.”
The veteran coach has become one of the breakout stars of the 2025 NFL season, his first with New England. He took the Patriots from last place a year ago to the Super Bowl with a style that promotes kindness, camaraderie and respect.
Vrabel always gives a female reporter the right to speak first at his news conferences. He was also the first person to check up on gay NFL player Ryan O’Callaghan after he came out in 2017.
Vrabel deserves to give himself some extra inches when talking about himself. He’s already a stud regardless.
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