How being forced to wear soiled underpants in prison made George Santos see the error of his ways
George Santos spent 84 days behind bars.
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Gay convicted fraudster George Santos really wants everyone to believe he’s a changed man after his 84 days behind bars, but his latest words only reek of more BS.
While the disgraced former GOP rep was sentenced to seven years for campaign finance fraud, his dear leader Daddy Tr*mp reaffirmed their scam artist bond and commuted his sentence.
Santos was then released from a New Jersey prison in October.
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The 37-year-old is now going on a media tour in a failed attempt to recuperate his pathological liar image.
In a new interview, Santos admits he made some poor choices (you think?) in his quest for power, but stops short of taking full accountability by partly blaming his troubles on “political assassination.”
“Ambition is a toxic trait, and unfortunately, I was consumed by that,” he told The Los Angeles Blade. “I forewent everyone else’s [considerations]… I had no consideration for anything around me other than myself, and that’s awful.”
Last year, Santos fessed up to using campaign funds, another person’s identity and credit cards for his own personal benefit. And while he reaffirmed his guilt to making illegal contributions to his campaign, he’s also singing a slightly different tune by denying other things he previously owned up to.
“I didn’t steal people’s credit cards… I didn’t go shopping at Hermes and Onlyf*ns,” he said. “It’s not true either.”
Get your story straight, gurl!
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Prison reform
As for his future plans, Santos claims he wouldn’t take a role in the dysfunctional clown show that is the current White House if one were offered. Sure, Jan!
Instead, he’s interested in advocating for prison reform after the “punitive and dehumanizing” experience he had while at a minimum security facility.
In addition to rats, expired food, and outbreaks of ringworm, Santos described being forced to wear soiled undergarments.
“Underwear with skid marks… either wear that or don’t wear underwear,” he recounted to writer Joe Reberkenny. We don’t know what’s worse, having to wear nasty briefs or the thought of Santos going commando.
Other indecencies included: “Solitary confinement for 41 days. Three showers a week. One 15-minute phone call every 30 days.”
With newfound compassion for the incarcerated, he added: “We need to rehabilitate people. Just make it humane.”
MAGA gays never change
However, don’t go believing Santos is now an empath.
The homosexual man who cosponsored a bill to roll back LGBTQ+ civil rights and one to ban LGBTQ+ books from schools, is still no friend to the queer community.
He’s still turning a blind eye to the GOP’s homophobic platform.
“There’s no bigotry in the Republican Party. It’s a matter of how you present yourself…I’m not saying there’s no anti-gay sentiment, I’m pretty sure there is, but I never experienced it.”
And like most MAGA gays, Santos is still on board with distancing himself from trans rights.
“This is very controversial for me, but I don’t loop my issues in with the trans community issues. I’m a gay man,” he insisted. “I’m gender conforming. I’m he/him/sir.”
Kitara Ravache would like a word!
Once a social climber…
Despite his claims of wanting to do good, it’s clear Santos’ eyes are still focused on mainly one thing – fame!
This was on display at his holiday party dubbed Santos Claus, which featured a who’s who of grifters, pariahs and MAGA loons.
Among those on the list were handsy Colorado Rep. Lauren Boebert, socialite con artist Anna Delvey, self-hating Log Cabin Republican Rob Smith, despicable pharmaceutical executive Martin Shkreli, gay far-right conspiracy theorist Scott Pressler, and serial election loser Kari Lake.
We need a Vanity Fair portrait of that motley crew stat!
These is one thing to be thankful though, Santos has avowed to never run for office again.
“I’m probably not best suited for a job in government,” he told The LA Blade. “I want nothing to do with the government or public office.”
And we all know George Anthony Devolder Santos is a man of his word.
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