Well, well, well, Tr*mp was caught in yet another Epstein lie & he’s doing everything to make us forget about it

At this point, every new day seems to bring fresh fallout from the many Epstein-associated figures in the Tr*mp cabinet. But as more details come out about the files’ overwhelming Tr*mp mentions and details (as well as what is an increasingly obvious DOJ cover-up), a certain despot is trying his best to distract the populace by reminding them whose hands are on the nuclear codes right now.

The good news is, it isn’t working. The bad news is that our delusional leader seems to have no qualms about launching a war with Iran in an attempt to distract us from his ties to Epstein.

According to Harry Sisson, a letter allegedly written by Jeffrey Epstein has come back to haunt Tr*mp with its implications about his sexual tastes—namely what Epstein describes as his love of “young girls.”

“When a young beauty walked by he loved to ‘grab snatch’,” the letter explains, which fits right in with what we already know about the “grab ’em by the p*ssy” president.

How about we take this to the next level?

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The letter was found in the mailroom of the prison where Epstein was held and marked as returned to sender. It written shortly before Epstein met his end in his cell, and it was addressed to disgraced former physician Larry Nassar. It was a bombshell of a confession, but the FBI couldn’t completely verify that the handwriting was, in fact, Epstein’s. Tr*mp and his DOJ goons tried to claim that it was fake, but the FBI still sent the letter to get verified. The results are finally in, and they’ve proved inconclusive.

Because Epstein tended to keep his correspondence to email, the FBI states that they couldn’t find enough handwriting samples to compare and verify the handwriting in Epstein’s alleged note to Nassar.

So, why is this a big deal?

Because Tr*mp and the DOJ are still claiming that they know the letter is a fake… without clueing us into how exactly they know that. The intel clearly didn’t come from the FBI sooooo…

The whole thing feels very similar to the great Tr*mp birthday wishes to Epstein debacle (Doodlegate) of a few months ago, and it’s just as unconvincing now as it was then.

To be fair, it’s not the most damning piece of the Epstein puzzle where Tr*mp is concerned, especially since we learned this week that the FBI also judged several Tr*mp victims’ stories to be credible way back in 2019, contradicting Tr*mp’s claims.

But the evidence keeps piling up, and the denial tactic practiced by Tr*mp and the DOJ isn’t working—which is why the potential distraction of a war with Iran seems like an all too conveniently-timed mess to get us to stop paying attention to the many damning Tr*mp details in the files.

Yesterday, shortly after the Epstein letter news hit primetime, Don Lemon announced that Tr*mp seems to be actively pushing us into a war with Iran. Interesting timing…

“US military operations in Iran would likely be a massive, weeks-long campaign that would look more like full-fledged war than last month’s…pinpoint operation,” Lemon reported. A weeks-long campaign, you say? Hm…

“He’s willing to kill all of us before he goes to prison,” said one commenter. “Tr*mp is starting a war to distract us,” another pointed out.

It’s not the first time Tr*mp has used massive military force to try to distract us from his own bad press—but this time, it could have disastrous consequences for all of us. This is Nero fiddling while Rome burns to the Nth degree. The hypocritical cherry on top is that back in 2013, Tr*mp claimed that Obama would start a war with Iran out of “weakness” and an “inability to negotiate.”

Seems like the only war with Iran he’ll accept is the kind that serves as a giant smoke screen. But war or not, his nefarious past is coming to light piece by piece, and there’s no news item that can sideline Epstein-related news for long.

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